Author Archives: Garrett Bing

The American Pain Problem

Map of the United States covered with pain markers, illustrating the widespread impact of chronic pain across America.

Cannabis spent 88 years as a Schedule I substance — officially more dangerous than cocaine, according to the federal government. Meanwhile, the thing sitting in your medicine cabinet right now kills 500 Americans a year. The processed meat in your fridge is classified in the same carcinogen category as tobacco. And loneliness, per the U.S. Surgeon General, carries the same mortality risk as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. Here are six completely legal things that, by the numbers, would like a word.

6 Things That Are Technically More Dangerous Than Cannabis

Colorful pop-art collage featuring a green THC seltzer can with a cannabis leaf logo surrounded by a human brain illustration, a close-up animal eye, and abstract floral shapes on a vibrant multi-colored background

Cannabis spent 88 years as a Schedule I substance — officially more dangerous than cocaine, according to the federal government. Meanwhile, the thing sitting in your medicine cabinet right now kills 500 Americans a year. The processed meat in your fridge is classified in the same carcinogen category as tobacco. And loneliness, per the U.S. Surgeon General, carries the same mortality risk as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. Here are six completely legal things that, by the numbers, would like a word.

A Brief and Ridiculous History of Governments Trying to Ban Plants

Four farm workers monitor a controlled burn of plant debris on a farm field

Governments have been trying to ban plants that make people feel good for at least 500 years. Coffee got a man fired in Mecca in 1511. A Turkish sultan personally decapitated coffee drinkers in the street. Britain taxed tea so aggressively it accidentally created the United States. Alcohol prohibition built organized crime and lasted 13 years. Cannabis prohibition lasted 88. The details change. The pattern doesn’t. Here’s a brief and embarrassing tour through humanity’s worst habit.

CBD for Insomnia: What’s Happening in Your Brain at Night — and What the Science Says Actually Works

Flat lay of a white mug of golden cannabis tea with a cannabis leaf, a grey sleep mask, and scattered green CBD capsules on a purple background, representing cannabidiol as a natural sleep aid

CBD is not a sleeping pill. It doesn’t work like one, and expecting it to will lead to disappointment. What it may do — particularly for anxiety-driven sleeplessness — is reduce the neurological friction that keeps your brain in threat-detection mode when it should be powering down. But there’s a second cannabinoid entering the conversation that works through an entirely different mechanism, and the 2024 research behind it is genuinely surprising. Here’s the neuroscience, the honest caveats, and what’s actually worth trying.

I Tried Every Form of CBD for 30 Days. Here’s What Actually Did Something.

Two amber CBD oil tincture dropper bottles alongside a copper tin filled with cannabis flower buds and a fresh cannabis leaf on a textured grey surface, representing different forms of CBD wellness products

Full disclosure: this is not a clinical trial. There’s no control group, no blinding, and no lab coat involved. Just one person, five CBD formats, 30 days, and a genuine curiosity about why some products seem to do something while others feel like an expensive placebo. The answer, it turns out, depends almost entirely on what you’re using — and what you’re using it for. Three formats were worth continuing. Two weren’t. Here’s the breakdown.

Gen Z Is Trading Alcohol for Cannabis — And It’s Changing How We Party

Graphic collage of a young woman sipping a drink alongside a hand holding a cannabis leaf against a colorful pop-art background, representing Gen Z's shift from alcohol to cannabis in social settings

Something weird is happening at parties. The beer is getting warm, the wine is going unfinished, and someone in the corner is passing around a gummy instead of a shot glass. This isn’t a vibe shift — it’s a data-backed generational pivot. 65% of Gen Zers plan to drink less in 2025, and 56% say they’ve actively replaced alcohol with cannabis. Here’s what that’s actually doing to bars, house parties, and Saturday nights.

The FDA Approved an Opioid 1,000 Times Stronger Than Morphine While Blocking Cannabis Research for Decades

Two CBD oil tincture bottles with cannabis leaf labels alongside scattered green and white pharmaceutical capsules and an orange prescription bottle on a wooden surface, illustrating the contrast between plant-based cannabidiol and conventional pharmaceutical drugs

In 2018, at the height of the opioid epidemic, the FDA approved Dsuvia — a synthetic opioid 1,000 times stronger than morphine — over the objections of its own advisory panel chairman and sitting U.S. senators. That same agency, working alongside the DEA, had spent decades making cannabis research so difficult that scientists could barely study it. Same regulator. Same era. Very different priorities. Here’s the timeline they don’t put in the brochure.

Big Pharma Patented Nature and Called It Medicine. Cannabis Did the Opposite.

Alt text: Glass pharmacy shelves displaying a variety of CBD-infused products including gummies, tincture droppers, capsules, edibles and topicals — illustrating the mainstreaming of cannabinoids across consumer product categories

For 200 years, the pharmaceutical industry ran the same play: find a plant that heals people, rip out the one compound doing the work, patent it, and sell it back at scale. Aspirin from willow bark. Morphine from the poppy. Quinine from cinchona. It wasn’t a conspiracy — it was just business. But here’s what that model quietly left behind: everything else in the plant. And with cannabis, the science is starting to suggest that “everything else” might be exactly the point.